January 2009
49 posts
Ice Storm, Big Gust &You  →
Jan 30th
&we didn't even get no discount uh-uh (ten true... →
Jan 30th
i was following the pack all swallowed in their... →
Jan 29th
&then sometimes I just wake up to walls →
Jan 29th
A Very Duggar Wedding OR I'm a fucking free for... →
Jan 29th
that's what we're gonna do  →
Jan 28th
writing disease (my my my my my myyyy) →
Jan 27th
the year of the hat →
Jan 25th
&them motherfuckers calling (oh, oh, oh) woke up... →
Jan 25th
we know a place where no space ships go →
Jan 25th
cause I've got your records &she's got you →
Jan 25th
dear aretha franklin →
Jan 24th
the masterfade →
Jan 24th
quit me like the internet →
Jan 23rd
but you will never be my dear, dear friend →
Jan 22nd
daydream believer →
Jan 22nd
It's nothing but a goddamn shame (that's what it... →
Jan 21st
mx missile proof →
Jan 21st
your cover's blown, I need to see you alone →
Jan 19th
samson was a witness →
Jan 19th
a brief glimpse at my costume →
Jan 19th
Link →
Jan 19th
get away, get gone →
Jan 17th
blue moon in your eye →
Jan 16th
if you don't know me by now →
Jan 16th
edies arent danielas →
Jan 16th
part 2: scandal →
Jan 15th
17 kids &my bum →
Jan 15th
bday dinner part 1 pre-scandal →
Jan 15th
making love in 2009 →
Jan 15th
I'm the dog that ate your birthday cake
People used to think that I was funny enough to be on television. People used to say my accents were good enough for the big screen. I don’t remember if I thought that too, but I at least think that I did. Last night I broke the towel rack, I stood on the table, I had a wonderful time. I threw up and then lost my voice and now I’m wearing my glasses. I picked them out at the Super...
Jan 15th
i'm the dog that ate your birthday cake (it's a... →
Jan 15th
incident on 57th street →
Jan 15th
Link →
Jan 14th
you'll get a raise →
Jan 13th
I finally made it, I made a clean getaway →
Jan 13th
it wasnt me →
Jan 12th
you're one classy ass bitch, now keep ya legs... →
Jan 12th
Voice Post →
Jan 11th
Voice Post →
Jan 11th
&I'm walking backwards looking forward to getting... →
Jan 9th
BK: This is not a joke
I am watching The Real World: Brooklyn and it is like a small blessing from God. So far every song has had “Brooklyn” currently there is rapping “where Brooklyn at? where Brooklyn at?’ quotes so far: “I just hope I don’t get shot.” Now there is fist pumping. I will elaborate soon. But I am not kidding.
Jan 8th
from the new series: men that love me when they... →
Jan 8th
eight days a week →
Jan 8th
picture post! hi 09-some bye 08 →
Jan 7th
gold teeth and a curse for this town were all in... →
Jan 6th
Link →
Jan 5th
I caught “writers block” which is the opposite of my default malady “writing disease”. 2009 came, I returned to New York. Just like that too, you know? Like I threw my years in a bottle into the the Gulf of Mexico and then I got an airplane and went back here and it was a new year. Just like that. For days I have watched Twin Peaks, I have listened to Herman Dune, I...
Jan 5th
whatever burns the best babayyy
things that ruined my life: text messages social networking sites Hi 2009. I fucking love you.
Jan 4th